Food Safety

Many people has voiced their concerns about the issue of food safety that has exploded recently due to the melamine scandal in China that has rocked its food industry, specifically its milk industry. So what is melamine?

Melamine which is mainly used to in productions of plastics and cleaning products, has been added into diluted milk to fool protein content tests. Melamine is harmless in low doses but when consumed in large amounts, it can lead to formations of kidney stones which in turns can be fatal.

This is not the first time that China has been hit by food safety incidents and you can bet that it will not be the last. Most of these incidents are caused by greedy, unethical food producers. But then, with increasing demands for food and at a lower prices do you think that it is surprising that issues like this inevitable?

Is the world going to stop importing food products from China from now on? Historically speaking, I do not think so. After the issue has died down, importers will again start to import in huge volumes until the next incident crops up. And these cycles will be repeating many times over until China has eradicate their corruption in their country and increase control on food productions. Or until their production cost became uncompetitive where the world will start to look for food from other countries.

So what can we do about it? I would say that the best way is to grow our own food. Stir-fried spinach fertilized by our own urine with steamed free range chicken makes a good and healthy meal!

PDRM - Pengecut Diraja Malaysia

Our police has done it again. They have now earn themselves another nickname, "Pengecut Diraja Malaysia". They are now officially the Royal beggars and chickens in malaysia. *Link*

Our capital city has been taken over by the evil forces. From now onwards be careful...be very very careful when u step into the city center. If you have the money, hire some ex-vietnamese guerilla fighters with you (normal bodyguard will not be adequate when even policemen with guns do not feel safe enough). You never know when you might get rob or rape or even killed by the mobsters running the city. If you are thinking about going in the city alone at nite, forget about it. Its not worth the risking your life no matter whatever business you have to do.

Maybe i'm exaggerated a bit here but if Syed Hamid feels that the best way to avert the danger is by transfering the policeman away rather than to face them and eliminate these dangers, it will not be long before we start importing guerilla fighters.


p.s. Do not simply say anything that will provoke UMNO now. The new CJ is their man. Fantastic isn't it?

Exit

Finally! Its the news every Malaysian has been waiting for. Our very own sleeping beauty (sleeping old fart fits him more but lets be nice just for last time) has woke up and realised that he is no longer wanted or needed.

For a man who has been striked by alzeimer's (he never seems to remember what he said or promises), he has overstayed his welcome far too long. Lets just hope for once that he remembers what he has said yesterday for all hell may break lose if he decided to contest in the election after all in March next year. 

Btw, ever wonder whats going to happen to his family members after he is out? Has he negotiated with his successor for some perks for his family to stay in business after his retirement? Hmmp.....

PDRM - Pengemis Diraja Malaysia

An office was burglarized. So the company sent their people to a police station to make a police report. This is a very normal procedure, it is the least that any company will do when such thing happens. However what happen next is definitely not what anyone would expect to happen.

At the police station, one of them told the policemen that they wanted to report on a burglary at their office. Can you guess what the policemen ask them instead? Those fat lazy ass ask them why do they want to make a report of it. "Buat apa you mau report?"

Can you believe this shit? There is more to it. After the report was made, those fat lazy ass went to the company to have a look. They are suppose to survey the loses and look for any clue which can help solve the case. But NO! Those people walk into the office, saw a pile nice A4 paper and dare to ask the employee if they can take some of it.

As if they are not satisfied with their reputation as corrupted bastards, they now want to make themselves look like a begger, pengemis! Tak tahu malu punya orang!

Our Government Department

Lose your IC and you'll lose your citizenship? link

How ridiculous! How can such thing ever happen? Those lazy fat ass who sits around and busy chit chatting rather than doing a job that they are paid to do should be sent to prison! Maybe...maybe only then can we eliminate such absurd act that has crippled our government department. If it still doesn't work, then we can consider using gun and bullets

swap

*Grandpa was happily playing 'catching' with grandson in the big big house.*

Grandpa: You better run fast, when atuk catch you atuk going to 'kucit-kucit' u.....heheehehee....

Grandson: Oh no.....*sprint away*

Grandpa: Gotcha! kakakaaka......kucit-kucit-kucit-kucit-kucit.....hahahaha.....kucit-kucit-kucit-kucit-kucit.....

Grandson: Argh! No!!!....hahaha....NO!!...ahahaaahaha....tuk...hahahaa....Please stop....hahahah....ahahahahhaaaa....

*Dung! Door was slam open. Both was stunned and stop playing immediately*

Father: Who ask u to simply go swap your job?! Why didnt you consult me first? Are you out of your mind?!!

Grandpa: Who do you think you are to talk to me like this in front of my grandson!? Sit down and we will talk nicely.

Father: Why the hell would you rather play with tanks and C4 than counting cold hard cash? I was just looking at a yatch bigger than Abramovich! Now i can only think about a 70m boat! Thats a fucking sampan!!

Grandpa: What fucking cash u talking about? U really think there is still money left in the coffer? U think i'm fucking stupid huh?!! Let me tell you a secret stupid, there is no fucking money left. Any money that can be transferred, its already in my Liechtenstein bank account.

Father: Ok, so have your money all transferred out. Why is there need for the swap? Who knows there might be more money coming in? Then we will not be able to get those money.

Grandpa: My oh my! i thought you are smarter than this. Look, how long do you think i can remain in my position? You really think i can stay long enough to welcome the new year? For god sake that gay bastard is knocking on my office door! Real son of a bitch!! And when i get kicked out, what do u think the account book will looks like? I dun plan to die in the bloody jail. I will reserved that to somebody else.

Father: Alright, its my fault. Looks like I have underestimated you. I'm sorry. By the way, any chance of you sponsoring the super yatch I wanted to buy? We can go for a family trip in it you know.

Grandpa: It will be under my name.

Father: Whatever you say. And, whats that smell? Smells like shit to me.

Grandpa: Jib, did you poo poo on your pampers?

Grandson: No atuk. See? Its clean. *take down pants and show backside*

Grandpa: Oppss...i think i need to make a trip to the toilet

Father: *whisper* I think grandpa just poo poo in his pampers. Come, papa bring u go eat ice-cream.

Grandson: *whisper* Great, i want chocolate ice-cream!

ARRRGH!!! Man U won.....damn it!

All the EPL fans should have know by now that Man United had won the Champions League by now. Well, i am not a fan of either club but i don't feel that Man U deserved to get both trophies (yes, i hate Man U!). I can't say that I am a hard-core supporter of any club, but i do love to watch good football.

But the final match was not something that i would really enjoy watching. Its a very English game, fast pace, lots of hard running, long balls to the front or danger area, defenders head it clear, repeat many times, wait for a moment of defending lapse, maybe a goal or two or not at all then its over.

With the players that they have, why can't they use a different approach to play the 'beautiful game'? Like the very entertaining Real Madrid used to do it from 2001-2004, the super fast and efficient counter-attacking game of Valencia, or even the 'total football' of Arsenal of today. Can't wait to see how Arsenal will perform next season.

One more thing. From the players on the pitch in Moscow, England could have formed their first eleven with the exception of the keeper. But all of them will be enjoying a long summer break. How irony is that?